Smokey Mountain Breakdown

Winter Fucking Wonderland Already! Jesus Marimba, I am weary of walking around with tampons up my nose. Gee Rosie, is that a tampon in you...

...and letting the words bleed out. I'm doing another one of those story a day things. Not here--over on Zoetrope. The Flashathon. Anyw...

I'm going to begin inflicting bad agricultural haikus upon you. People are always asking me about my poetry--or the notable lack thereo...

And J.D. Salinger is totally reading your blog, Dude. I was reading Smoking with John Colvin (his story, Sister Earth , is breathtaking!) o...

I almost forgot today's installment! I got caught up writing a story I've had percolating in the back of my mind for some time. I d...

Sorry I've skipped a few days. I'm okay. I went to Morristown yesterday--splurging on some gasoline. I thought to go to the First...

Yang is getting much more active and annoying. I swear last night it was like having the Ballet Trocadera on the back porch. He does seem ...

It has been a busy week this week. I’m facing a weekend of tired. Yesterday I had three stories accepted by Keyhole Magazine for their iss...

Okay, so I'm sort of being slack and just doing a post every other day. Honestly, though--I've got stuff I'm doing offline righ...

Under the direction of Andrea Lewis' Cocker Rescue in southeast Ohio, a placement was found for this guy in Chattanooga. As soon as t...

I’ve been really busy this week with the writing thing. I’ve had one story accepted and it will go live on The Dead Mule on Thursday. Plu...

I'm just so glad it's over for another year. Yes, the two month ordeal that is the Christmas season. Yes, I know there are lots of...

Max is in a big pout because I spent all day yesterday developing a new Chocolate Cake recipe and he didn't get none! None at all! Sorr...

I didn't wake up until 1:00 p.m. today. I had some help...namely in the form of 3 elavils that I took. My sleep cycles have reversed re...

It's one of the most beautiful crops to see this time of year. And it will get even better than this. It reminds me so of the rape see...

...that the clarity of the light from my balcony this morning was simply stunning. Beginning on Monday, I will begin the SMB horror-grotesqu...