Wednesday, January 13, 2010
For crying fucking out loud--how much longer am I expected to live in this godforsaken frozen hellscape?! Tell me. I need to know.
I think it's official. It is never going to get warm again in the American South. Not now, not ever. I think it's time we pull on our muttluks and start the mass exodus the hell out of here before the glacier covering my jeep envelopes my house.
I've not even gotten down the driveway to check the mail since I last posted. It was 10 degrees this morning. The sun is out this morning--perhaps the third time I've seen it in two weeks.
Anyway. I'm cold, broke, itchy and irritable. Thought I'd share. Muah.
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Until this winter. Wow. For a week we've had the heat on pretty much nonstop. This is an awful winter, even for those of us who don't usually have anything the rest of the world would call "winter." I can't imagine how horrible it is elsewhere.
Hope you still have lots of wood. (Is the electricity back yet?)
Guess it's one of the many life-lessons I've, uh, contracted, from a progressive incurable illness that I'd honestly rather not have had to learn. But for me, every day is literally "the best day of the rest of my life..."
Hope that works for you like it does my cousin, who says I always cheer him up because of how much my life sucks! Dark humor's the only kind of chocolate I've got...