Sunday, April 01, 2007
Today was hugely productive and I'm so excited I can barely stand it!
Friend Scott comes by today and takes me out to dinner at the local Chinese. On the way he relates this amazing Friend Scott story so hillbilly gonzo in its proportions that it can only be compared to "Snakes and Taxes". So I've got an amazing, hilarious Friend Scott story to relate after this current Friend Scott story is done. All I can say is it involves a drunk and licentious 400 lb "cousin" in a mini skirt with no underwear, rosebushes, calf-tagging, iodine, a consensual gang-banging and the phrase "He's gay...let him do it!"
And I say, "Why do you hang out with these people?"
So, we go into the Chinese and who should be there but the legendary Pastor Jimmy Morrow, who Scott knows and is, of course, related to. I've been wanting to meet Jimmy ever since I moved here mainly because of my fascination with the Pentecostal Church Snakehandlers. So, I finally got my invite, not only to attend one of Jimmy's snakehandling services, but also to come by his house to view his extensive archives of snakehandling history, photos and lore! Jimmy knows more about the history and genealogy of this area than anyone. He's is a backwoods genius and has been featured on The Discovery Channel, The Travel Channel and Nat'l Geographic. I'm so honored to meet him and can hardly wait just to sit and soak up anything he wants to tell me.
So V-Man...I may not have been able to attend the amazing and drunken Feast of Snakes in Claxton with you, Eric, Joe, Zonker, Elisson, Rick, Georgia and Denny, but looks like I'm gonna have my own private Feast of Snakes. And we ain't gonna have no sissy press passes or safe bleachers or boxed in snake pits. I thumb my nose at you sir!
Snakes in a Church....coming soon to a blog near you.
"I looked over at little Jan and she's the color of cotton, and I said 'look around for the back door'. She said, 'I already looked and they ain't one!" And I said, 'reckon where do they want one?'
The funny thing is that Little Jan is now married to Rev,. Ed Taylor of Gatlinburg Ministries!
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As I recall, the snake thing is listed alongside the ability to drink poisons without suffering any harm. Now that's one I've never seen attempted...!
George Lamsa- who has by far *THE* best translation of Scripture out there, IMHO, also has a book 'Idioms: A Key to the Original Gospels'. Extremely good read and more correctly translates/explains a LOT of misconseptions for many popular catch phrases.
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Hey Ellison...yes, I'm taking my camera if allowed. I don't think it will be a problem. I just wish I had a USB digital recorder. The music and singing in these churches is supposedly the best out there.
I'm going to have to check out that book on snake handling- it looks pretty interesting. We don't have any of those churches in my part of West Virginia- at least none that I'm aware of.
On another note, I'm tagging you--check out the lists on my blog--
http://artinthegarage.blogspot.com/2007/04/ive-been-tagged.html